Double dates are great,
Especially when I’m not on them.
Can you imagine?
Having a couple’s war all night?
Smiling, all the while contesting,
Whose the better boyfriend,
Who has the better relationship?
It’s harsh I know, but we all do it,
It’s all a waste of time,
So instead I’m home,
While you are out comparing.
– Shammy 3/16/12